Forgotten Heroes #3 – Rudolf Rutabaga

Forgotten Heroes #3 – Rudolf Rutabaga

“Carpe rutabaga folia!” – Horace, Odes 1.11 (The cruel mocking of rutabagas by carving them into Jack O’Lanterns, practiced in Ireland and Scotland) Rutabagas, and their cousins, white, red, and purple-top turnips, are a generous-hearted, kind and forgiving root...
Forgotten Heroes #2 – Juana the Tamale

Forgotten Heroes #2 – Juana the Tamale

Today we tell another sad tale of famous foods and vegetables left to compost. Juana was a Soladera Tamal of the Mexican Revolution, 1910 – 1920, and her Herculean strength and invincibility so frightened her enemies that they erased all memory of her – even changing...
Forgotten Heroes #1 – Pusillanimous Parsnip

Forgotten Heroes #1 – Pusillanimous Parsnip

The Last Cry of the Parsnips The original Beef Parsnip Parsnips, before the advent of cane sugar from the Caribbean in the 18th century, were used as a sweetener.  Parsnips were so valuable Emperor Tiberius permitted Germania to provide parsnips as tribute starting in...
About The Ironist

About The Ironist

A Tonic for the Age The Ironist is an open forum to encourage discussion and reflection upon the written word and the world around us to promote critical analysis.  Irony, “the recognition of incongruities” (Cleanth Brooks), is a tool that permits...
Confessions of Zadok the Beast

Confessions of Zadok the Beast

Yes, I do like to vomit upon the carpet under the piano.  Of course it is much harder to clean there than it is to clean vomit off the linoleum in the kitchen.  Why else would I do there – if not to make them get on their hands and knees?  It is obvious that the...